محاضر يحاول يرفه عن جمهوره.

رد: محاضر يحاول يرفه عن جمهوره.

اقتباس : المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة شيماء الشام [ مشاهدة المشاركة ]

هذه آخرة كل من تسول له نفسه بذلك مشكورة حبيبتي

صح كلامك صح

تسلمي شيماء

المصدر: شبكة ومنتديات صدى الحجاج

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"


The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "....and I can't remember who she was!"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water

Moral of the story:

Don't copy if you can't paste

لا تنسخ إذا ما تقدر تلصق !

اقتباس : المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة ابو معمر الحجاج [ مشاهدة المشاركة ]

a popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. he said : "the best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" the audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "and that woman was my mother!" laughter and applause. a week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "the greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!" the wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "....and i can't remember who she was!" by the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water moral of the story: don't copy if you can't paste لا تنسخ إذا ما تقدر تلصق !

تسلم يا رب

كل واحد وعلامه

هههههههههههههههههههههههه حلوه كتير كتير...سلمت الايادي

اقتباس : المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة ميس [ مشاهدة المشاركة ]

هههههههههههههههههههههههه حلوه كتير كتير...سلمت الايادي

الله يسلمك يا رب

بستاهل
ههههههه

الله لا يرده

اقتباس : المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة حرف [ مشاهدة المشاركة ]

بستاهل ههههههه الله لا يرده

لا

ليش حرف

حرااام

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